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of traipsing around bars in the Vista, I will be in N.C. at my brother-in-laws' wedding. I haven't played pub golf in many, many years, but I have only been to one gay wedding before, so that won out!I had thought about communicating by phone and joining on on the action but i thought it a might uncivilized during the reception!
Anyway, as I will not be at Golf this weekend I decided to make a few predictions that I foresee happening at some point on Saturday night:
-- Mystic Mike sees Jimmy "having to go meet a buddy," and leaving the course with Elaine (boring sex will ensue).
-- Mystic Mike predicts El Presidente finds some girl who is vaguely interested in him and he will leave the group, spend hours with her, buy her drinks... and still end up drunkenly w
axing his own carrot.-- Mystic Mike predicts Stumpy will get pissed off.
-- Mystic Mike predicts Simone will antagonize Stumpy.
-- Anyone could predict Simone and Stumpy will fight, ruining the evening for both of them and anyone engaged in conversation near them.
-- Mystic Mike predicts two Hinks will enter, one will barf.
-- Mystic Mike predicts a poor turnout.
-- Mystic Mike predicts he will get drunk, call a golfer and make crude jokes about the wedding!
-- Mystic Mike predicts Chris Henry will barf/run away crying first.
-- Mystic Mike predicts bombshell-on-bombshell love will be well accepted!
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I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
I will not piss Stumpy off.
Its his birthday so I promise I won't TRY to piss him off Saturday night.
Couple of things a little off with the predictions....
Jimmy never made it, probably because he was already engaged in boring sex with Elaine, and promptly fell asleep out of said boredom.
Not a bad call on Foxy, last I saw he was doing a combination of talking to a lady, buying her drinks, and rummaging around in his trousers as if to warm up for later. Credit to him though for not leaving the party early.
As for Stumpy and Simone, the prediction was negated due to Stumpys birthday, where now we can actually say we have met old father time (Jim Cross) and one of his illegitimate love childs (Stumpy), nevertheless, Simone couldn't antagonize the birthday boy.
I don't recall Hinks barfing, though he did disappear rather quickly.. I think at the second to last bar, whatever that one was.
Not a bad turnout, all things considered, we all kinda got split between the last two pubs, but even with that we still had a sizable group.
Dead wrong about Chris Henry, my Golf partner, who had hole in ones at every pub save for one, and was hitting on a GIRL! the wonders never cease at Old Gray
Bang on on the last prediction... thats all I can say I'm not one for names..
Amy
Jules
Great night all..... Neil
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