One Englishman down, 2 to go

So it is two training sessions until the Olde Grey face their first test of the 2008/09 season.
With Augusta coming to town, or just out of town depending on the pitch situation, it will be a real test to see if the back-to-basics style will pay off.
Also, it seems today that one of our own, Tommy English, has decided to play for Augusta rather than come out to practice and fight for a spot on a real rugby team.
We have a number of new guys so here is a primer.

Tommy is from a really scummy part of the world -- England -- and a really scummy part of that country -- any part. He seems to have been in Columbia for around 38 years and claiming he was on his way home for 37 of those.
He is 17-years-old.
An active member of the British Nationalist Party (KKK), Tommy makes Mussolini look Buddhist, although certain former long-hairs with stupid dogs still call him a "lefty."
Skinhead Tommy, as his slutty Grandmother calls him, has long been a feature of methadone clinics and 'roid distributors of central South Carolina.

Not just famous for having a brother who bags women from the Greek isle of Lesbos, Tommy was voted Columbia's least popular illegal in 2007 by the New York, and Free, Times.